SEC Party Drinking Game

1) Drink one sip everytime Hal strokes his beard. Drink 2 sips if Hal asks you if anyone has tried a particular dip.
2) When Brooke talks about her obsession with an Auburn coach, immediately drop to the ground, have a partner hold your feet in the air and take one sip. If she goes into specific detail reliving any games that she attended during said coach's tenure, then finish your drink.
3) Everytime the announcer mentions "Tebow"....drink.
4) Every time Verne says "how do you do" shake the person's hand to your left and take a sip.
5) Every time a Bama fan says "well who's playing today and who's not?", slit your wrists.
6) Take a shot everytime Barrett says she wants another kid.
7) When the camera pans by and catches Urban Meyer and Tebow having a moment, drink.
8) Every time you get a text from an obnoxious Bamer fan, violently threaten to cut them. Then, throw your drink into the face of the closest Bama fan.
9) When Maghan begins to tell a story about Winfield, take one sip. If farm land, pasture, or downtown is mentioned anytime during this story, shotgun a beer immediately.
10) Take one drink when you see Brooke sniffing finger nail polish....take two if you see her sniffing a sharpie.
11) Take a drink every time Addison changes hands.
12) Everytime Alabama wins.......instead of a shot, shoot yourself.
13) Whenever Brett Favre says "Real comfortable Jeans.", bark 3 times and do 3 seconds of crazy leg then take 3 sips. Whenever Justin Edwards talks about anything on him being comfortable, grab your keys, sprint to your car, and go home....quickly. Seriously....run redlights.
14) A closeup of any player crying on the sideline just earned you one intimate emotional moment in your life retold outloud to your party. You can't stop telling the story until you have a good old fashioned gasping for air, snorting up snot, panting for more air, silence in the room event. If your moment has anything to do with a summer camp, you must seek counseling first thing Monday morning.
15) Everytime Michael Mullen ignores you when you are trying to talk to him take a shot. If he is talking about "how hot it is because he is wearing polyester" while he is ignoring you make it a double!
16) If you see rudolf, drink.
17) What needs to happen is ..... I give up, drink.
18) revision to number 12...everyone except bama fans are now dead!!! Drink up!!!