another parker story

my brother's kids never had a chance. the brainwashing began before they were even born. and when they could talk is when it really became fun! touchdown auburn! (hands go up in the air like a referee). who's auburn's coach? tommy tuberville. what do tigers say? rawrrrrrr! what do elephants say? wahhh wahhhh wahhh (with fists up to eyes like a crybaby). who's your favorite auburn player? mr. mix! (that's anthony mix, #9, that parker got to meet after one of the games. he LOVED him!)

now, i'm afraid we've created a monster with parker. we've updated the coaches (they know chizik and trooper) and the players (ben tate, chris todd, mario, onterrio, etc.). but here is one of greatest stories i've heard lately:

mark woke parker up for school a couple of days ago. as he was waking him up, parker looked up at him and said "daddy, is mario fannin a junior or senior?" mark told him he's just a junior. parker said "good. because he's really good and i want his jersey, but i was afraid he was already a senior." he is his father's son, that's for sure!!! soaking up all that useless sports trivia like a big sponge!