what not to wear - auburn style

tailgating is fun. especially when you don't have a tv, because that just means more time for people watching. some of the things that girls (and guys) wear to the games just blow my mind! this week, i had the opportunity to snap a few pictures. now, here's my disclaimer: i would probably be a great candidate for the actual TLC show what not to wear. my fashion sense is fairly weak. and i'm not saying these outfits (or girls that are wearing them) aren't cute. what i'm saying is they are wildly inappropriate for a college football gameday. so without further adieu, i present to you what not to wear - auburn style:

you can't quite get all the details of this skirt, but it was shiny. and check out the biker boots. i guess this chick hasn't found her cowboy boots yet. at least the skirt is tiger print which pulls in the auburn aspect.

this sweet little girl COULD. NOT. WALK. love the dress. love the shoes. but seriously? for a football game? when you're gonna be walking around campus AND standing the whole game? no thanks. needless to say, we saw her walking a few steps and then sitting a few minutes to rest her poor little feet. money bet she'll be wearing flip-flops to the game next week!

because nothing says "i'm an auburn fan going to the game today" like a neon green dress.

for the record, i'm a fan of cowboy boots with dresses/skirts. what i'm not a fan of here is A#1 the cropped stonewashed denim vest and B#2 (which you can't really see here) the brown corduroy skirt. it's september. in alabama. and while it was very nice saturday, it was still not quite time to break out the corduroy.

this girl was a little old to be decked out in her ed hardy/affliction inspired auburn shirt and itty bitty white shorts. that, coupled with the cowboy boots just makes for a horrendous ensemble. if she had on tennis shoes or flip-flops (and maybe even another inch or two on those shorts) this outfit may have been more acceptable.